Rule 1: The Boss is always right.
Rule 2: If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
Rule 3: Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks & promotions.
Rule 4: Ph.D stands for “Pull him down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons engaged in pulling that person down.
Rule 5: If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
Rule 6: When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
Rule 7: It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.
Rule 8: A pat on the back is only few centimeters from the kick in the butt.
Rule 9: Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
Rule 10: The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
Rule 11: If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Rule 12: When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Rule 13: Following the rules will not get the job done.
Rule 14: If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Rule 15: Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous”.
Rule 16: No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
Rule 17: You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work you are supposed to be doing.
Rule 18: In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
Rule 19: In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
Rule 20: The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
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