Jokes Again -

A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
Sardar: Then why are the others running

A sardar and an American were walking outside when the American said
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
The sardar looked towards the sky and said "Where, where?"

Sardar: I was born in the Punjab.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Sardar: All of me, silly.

Sukhbinder : Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Yoginder: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

Q: How can you recognize a sardar in a submarine?
A: He is the one with the parachute on his back.

Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone."Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye,tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin'

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him
What had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

Santa and Banta are in a bar. Santa points out a girl and says, "you know! she is a lesbian!"
Banta walks upto her and says, "hi!, which part of lesbia you are from?"